(Source: immaatekkyaaovaa, via pizza)

draggedqueens:

THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES

(Source: maliatastes, via razorsharpvaginas)

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via smirking-shmucks)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(via smirking-shmucks)

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl, via tightvaginas)

wallflo-er:

tbh i just need a hug

(via pizza)

alt-j:

idc the word “Aquarius” still just reminds me of mermaids so im cool w it